April 21, 2014   341,496 notes

demonhunting:

crabbyseer:

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .

I guess you could say that he adores you

get the fuck out

(via mattiefairchild)

April 21, 2014   1,796 notes

morarty:

who needs healthy sleeping habits when you have fanfiction about the everlasting love between a genetically modified supersoldier and an amnesiac master assassin

(via winchestyeah)

April 21, 2014   25,978 notes

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

haha are you kidding me

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Look at Bucky turn around, grin ready on his face, Steve look at the flying car, just bonkers, ain’t it? But no, Steve’s not there.

Immediately, his expression drops. This guy’s on a date, and his best friend steps away from his side for one whole minute and Bucky’s face is all suddenly WORRY and DREAD.

Where’d Steve get himself off to now??

Oh shit, what if he inhales some pollen and dies?????

What if he finds some stairs and falls down them????

STEVE NO STEVE STOP DOING THINGS WHEN I’M NOT THERE STEVE

(Source: buckyremembers, via winchestyeah)

April 21, 2014   51,364 notes

hazifiy:

disheartens:

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT awkward teenage girl who sorta wants a man but can’t really get one 

i feel this spiritually

(via laft-er)

April 21, 2014   210,788 notes
kayleyhyde:

we all know that feeling, vending machine

kayleyhyde:

we all know that feeling, vending machine

(via tyleroakley)

April 21, 2014   317,237 notes

mythicalgummies:

hitlervevo:

hitlervevo:

why is it even called tumblr what does it even mean

image

image

image

OH MY GOD

We’ve hit the 4th wall

(Source: hashtagugly, via laft-er)

April 14, 2014   434,094 notes

therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

(via mattiefairchild)

April 14, 2014   105 notes
yowzashezza:

Johnny Depp, Josh Hutcherson and Sam Claflin at the 2014 MTV Movie Awards

yowzashezza:

Johnny Depp, Josh Hutcherson and Sam Claflin at the 2014 MTV Movie Awards

April 14, 2014   394,913 notes

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via laft-er)

April 10, 2014   111,521 notes